jake

jake
1. (jake) (6609↑, 3112↓)
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:

2. (Jake) (4563↑, 3263↓)
A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.

She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz\!

Author: Knowledge Doctor http://jake.urbanup.com/3063246
3. (jake) (2917↑, 2040↓)
A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.

hot chick \#1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died. hot chick \#2-200988340983409384098304983: YES\!\!\! WE ALL WOULD\!

Author: DUde 1093u04984 http://jake.urbanup.com/3025250
4. (jake) (1421↑, 793↓)
sexy man who is incredible at fucking and has a great bod.

wow, look at him, he is such a jake

Author: emily francesca http://jake.urbanup.com/3114202
5. (jake) (2331↑, 1729↓)
a being of extreme sexual nature. often refered to as a scientific breakthrough because no one can stare at him longer that 2 seconds without craping their pants on a count of his astonishing beauty.

"i dare you to stare at jake for 3 seconds" "no problem\!" "1....2.... GOD DAMNIT\!\!\!\!"

Author: manbearpig69 http://jake.urbanup.com/3000375
6. (jake) (3320↑, 2732↓)
the police.

we was riden down the street and the jakes pulled us over.

Author: xtended klip aka lil logan http://jake.urbanup.com/3932
7. (jake) (1512↑, 924↓)
may be one of the most popular boy names around. means that they are very caring, awesome, and fly. not easily angered.

Woah, his name is jake, he must be cool.

Author: Shanaynay Jones http://jake.urbanup.com/2437199
8. (jake) (579↑, 256↓)
an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.

Omg\! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake\!\!

Author: rockmonstaaah http://jake.urbanup.com/3158452
9. (jake) (489↑, 217↓)
is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..

have you seen kristen's jake?

Author: kristen.carter.26 http://jake.urbanup.com/3512606
10. (Jake) (357↑, 122↓)
(N.) The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby\<3

My boyfriend's name is Jake and he is the love of my life. There's no one that could ever replace him or love me the way he does.

Author: chanel saiid http://jake.urbanup.com/4367365
11. (jake) (398↑, 169↓)
jake is a very cool named person, but very intelligent even if he does not look or seem it.

everybody likes a jake\!

Author: jibjabmoomoohead http://jake.urbanup.com/3333334
12. (Jake) (389↑, 182↓)
a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.

look at him, he must be jake

13. (Jake) (286↑, 101↓)
Jake is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, or look at, he has great taste in music and has the most amazing hair ever, he's the best friend you'll never meet, he is loveable and caring, if somethings wrong he'll try to make everything better I love you Jake \<3

That boy is so cute. . . Well he should be, he's a Jake.

Author: Breathe Carolina http://jake.urbanup.com/3920266
14. (Jake) (232↑, 133↓)
The Sexiest guy ever. Quarter back of the football team. A hottie with a body and a cutee with a booty. He is nice. if you dont love jake you dont love anyone.

oh wow\!\!\! he's definintally a jake.

Author: Baybay who loves her jakee poo http://jake.urbanup.com/3440272
15. (jake) (235↑, 162↓)
person who is amazing, andd my bffff. :)

"jake" is my best friend.

16. (jake) (176↑, 118↓)
To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy\! I know, I heard he is in a coma.

Author: Carlos De Santa Anna http://jake.urbanup.com/1272136
17. (Jake) (146↑, 96↓)
the...um, dreamiest, sweetest, most ignorant guy. Even through ignorance, he's the best friend ANYONE could have. He's got the biggest heart, and softest soul. A poet and a perfect athlete. The b-e-s-t lover.

OMG Jakerrrz, awesome man\! xD

18. (jake) (108↑, 69↓)
The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy

Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake. Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...

19. (Jake) (73↑, 38↓)
To call the cops on a party that you were kicked out of...

"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"

Author: Joe Smith Jimmy http://jake.urbanup.com/4502494
20. (jake) (113↑, 84↓)
a fun nice guy who is darn funny and knows alot of useful things and is very good looking. he DOES not eff goats and or any other animal.

wow, he is a jake...not a kade.

Author: jadeliciousdamn http://jake.urbanup.com/3857527
21. (Jake) (111↑, 88↓)
Someone who has so many elements to their personality you can't ever describe them.

'Woah, did you see that guy? He's obviously a Jake' 'Yeah man, he's an awesome Jake'

22. (jake) (638↑, 619↓)
this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning [corny] , [wack] , [lame] ,or [weak]

"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"

23. (Jake) (38↑, 31↓)
A high pedo bear, he is also quite tired looking ALL THE TIME. He enjoys the simple things in life like sex.

jake was walking in the forest blazing it up and he saw a girl(about 11)...we wont go there...sex

24. (Jake) (8↑, 2↓)
A fat-ass who tricks people into being friends with him, later to act like he hates them.

Uh why did that Jake have to walk in here? He's so fat.

25. (Jake) (64↑, 59↓)
Jake is as person who at first seems to have a nice, charming personality, but later turns into a hormonal rapist.

Girl \#1: "How did you and that guy go?" Girl \#2: "Oh he turned out to be a complete Jake\!"

26. (jake) (24↑, 20↓)
someone with a very small penis, but will claim they have a large one not by bragging about it but by being in denial and blushing and avoiding eye contact and being shy

jake because you are jake so you have a small one

Author: miss.correctmeifimwrong http://jake.urbanup.com/5957781
27. (jake) (41↑, 37↓)
has sort attention span but can be nice, shows no tolerance to gingers

Dont turn into a jake\!

28. (jake) (85↑, 82↓)
the act of being a tool.

"don't be a jake, nancy"

29. (Jake) (3↑, 2↓)
Lacking inherent coolness - lame.

Man, that shit's jake\!

30. (Jake) (8↑, 7↓)
The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer\! Boy-He likes my penis. Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me\! Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

31. (Jake) (1↑, 1↓)
a boss at everything lets no one stop him and is usauly a boss at lacorosse

Dude look at Jake on the LAX field

32. (Jake) (1↑, 1↓)
A super uncool person that could never be as cool as AnnaBeth.

Hes such a jake, but at least he isn't a braydon.

Author: HelloKitty2323 http://jake.urbanup.com/5878315
33. (Jake) (5↑, 5↓)
Super funny guy. Doesn't have great looks. Took a while to lose his virginity. He was really sweet to the girl for a while. It was most likely a younger girl. He's really off and on with girls. He tries to be a player, but fails. All he's into his pot and pussy when Summer begins.

He's really funny you guys, we get along so well. Omg, It's just Jake.

34. (Jake) (44↑, 44↓)
Vagina

Guy 1: LETS GO LIFT FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY. Guy 2: No, I don't want to. Guy 1: GOD YOU'RE SUCH A JAKE.

35. (Jake) (71↑, 71↓)
Low down good for nothing whore. Will lie to anyone, anytime. He will pretend to be a good guy, but don't be fooled.

Did you meet jake yesterday? Yeah I'm avoiding him\!

Author: avoidhimatallcosts http://jake.urbanup.com/5222598
36. (Jake) (0↑, 1↓)
A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.

I saw Jake at the mall today and almost fucking threw up he was so ugly

Author: ernie kockwood http://jake.urbanup.com/6325429
37. (Jake) (1↑, 2↓)
Glittery, small-dicked faggot.

Jake is a jake.

38. (jake) (3↑, 4↓)
a cunt with a penis the size of an average little finger.

phil-hey jake you have a small penis jake- i know phil- don't worry it will get bigger when your 18 jake- i am 18

39. (jake) (0↑, 2↓)
Probably the gayest kid. You'll ever meet. Likes big cocks. And men. Sweaty men.

Oh my god. Here comes Jake. He's probably looking at my penis.

Author: youknowitsjustme http://jake.urbanup.com/6341632
40. (Jake) (5↑, 7↓)
Sometimes the name of people generally fun to be around, but often times are considered to be Piles. That is people that constantly flake on their friends for something else.

I have a lot of fun with Jake, Except he has been a real pile these past few weeks.

Author: Billyjoecrack http://jake.urbanup.com/6104991
41. (Jake) (8↑, 10↓)
Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot? Miranda: He's not a fucking robot\! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. \<3

Author: Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES http://jake.urbanup.com/6032170
42. (Jake) (15↑, 18↓)
(adj) - to rape; the act of raping; to force ones self upon another (noun) - rapist; a person who rapes another person (or animal)

Don't rape me\! HELP\!\! This guy is a jake\!

43. (Jake) (18↑, 22↓)
An adorable, amazing, awe-inspiring Arizonian boy. His looks are that of a young Adonis, with the cutest, most perfect smile ever known to man, with the most lush and astonishing lips, pearly whites, the most dazzling sparkling eyes filled with life, an incredibly attractive Roman nose that people find difficult to restrain themselves from kissing, perfectly handsome and masculine eyebrows that give him the look of a model. This boys personality is incomparable to any other. So charming and smooth, yet so dorky and hilarious. Every second spent with this boy is rich and life fulfilling. The most incredible person you will ever meet. There is a boy in Brisbane, Australia, at this very second, who would love to spend the rest of his life with him, the love of his life. I love you.

Yeah, he is cute, but he's no Jake

Author: Brisbane Boy http://jake.urbanup.com/5639713
44. (Jake) (47↑, 53↓)
Douches that wear sweatpants everyday. He thinks he's the shit but really he's just a shit. He cant get over you, never thinks he does anything wrong. He loves to brag even when you tell him not to tell anyone. Beware he pretends to care but really just wants to get in your pants.

Watch out he's a totally jake

Author: This-is-you-bestfriend http://jake.urbanup.com/5301734
45. (jake) (41↑, 50↓)
Someone who thinks its fun to name other people.

That guy over there is such a jake.

46. (Jake) (59↑, 69↓)
the name of a guy who got too much of his penis cut off during circumsision.

wow, your penis is small, is your name jake?

Author: johnny cutoff http://jake.urbanup.com/4630711
47. (Jake) (6↑, 17↓)
One who is into beastiality, referberly dolphins

bella: what was your favorite sexual experience Jake: oh man those dolphins man they know how to satisfy jake

48. (Jake) (57↑, 70↓)
1. (v., inf) (To Jake Up) Jake - To destroy; to dishevel; to misconstrue; to be unaware and not understand an assignment 2. to undeliberately, yet completely mess something up that needs work. 3. To pretend that someone else's work is your own, and interperet that work as such, without really having done anything yourself.

John: Oh man, I can't believe that Jeff did that. He pretended that the problem was fixed, and that he did all the work on it. James: Really? Did he actually fix the problem, though? John: No, he just stole my idea and jaked it up further. James: Then go Jake up his ride.

Author: Xandir Wifflebottom Cruise http://jake.urbanup.com/3237399
49. (Jake) (39↑, 54↓)
(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them) Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following: Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically WIMPS\!\!\!\!

Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag\! Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake. Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.

50. (Jake) (3↑, 19↓)
Jake is usually tall. Enjoys playing guitar has red hair or brown hair. Blue eyes. Very smart although he doesnt show it. Very emotional once you get to know him. All around great and funny guy if you can get past that he is a bit of a bitch. Has a tiny penis.

OMG that guy over there is such a Jake\!

Author: RAWRIMAKITTY http://jake.urbanup.com/5661383
51. (jake) (11↑, 32↓)
an annoying italian who thinks hes the shit and makes fun of canadians

everyone hates jake

Author: canadian128975 http://jake.urbanup.com/5483260
52. (Jake) (66↑, 95↓)
A common American name, usually someone who is gay.

My brother Jake, likes other men.

Author: Sweet niblets http://jake.urbanup.com/3932675
53. (Jake) (37↑, 67↓)
Something hella gay or super lame.

That movie was so jake.

Author: KickassKayleen http://jake.urbanup.com/4045808
54. (Jake) (43↑, 74↓)
One who is keen to sucking balls

That dude is such a Jake.

55. (jake) (29↑, 60↓)
to put something together haphazardly or inefficiently.

My TV antenna broke so I took some duct take and jaked it together.

Author: Jake McClenahan http://jake.urbanup.com/1279568
56. (Jake) (41↑, 74↓)
[jay-kuh] N. A Jake is a common, intangible creature that normally thrives in upper middle-class suburbia. Jakes are essentially synonymous with Chads, much like Craigs. Jakes are annoyingly white, spoiled, frat-boy types who live off their parent’s money and have never worked a day in their lives. They are raging douche faggots who wear nothing but Abercrombie & Fitch popped collar shirts, mesh trucker hats and too much hair gel. Personality-wise, they're hugely insensitive, stubborn, selfish and emotionally retarded, much like prepubescent 12-year old boys whose testicles have yet to drop. Even though they may act like stereotypical "nice guys,” when you first meet them, this is just a facade. A Jake lacks the ability to care for those other than himself. The main difference between Jakes and Chads is that while Chads go out of their way to be massive cockblocks and actually do have sex with women, Jakes are usually sexually repressed, pussified fuck bags who have no game whatsoever and merely give the impression that they're getting laid on a regular basis. Do not be fooled, for the only action a Jake is getting is from his own hand, or in desperate cases, from raping small dogs and other household pets. It is universally accepted that a Jake cannot be made a man, and that any woman hoping to land one will have to instead settle for making a Jake their bitch. Jakes fail at life, women, the internet and Chuck Norris jokes, and should generally be avoided at all costs.

"Dude, did you seriously just laugh at that girl after she told you she was anally raped fifteen consecutive times by Steve Buscemi? You are the biggest Jake I've ever met." Girl: Hey, you're kind of cute. What's your name? Jake: 'Sup, I'm Jake. Girl: God, you are such an asshole. I hate you, goodbye. Jake: I don't get it. What did I do? Craig: It's because you said you're Jake. Jake: So? Craig: Everyone knows Jake is a douche. You should have said you were me.

Author: omgliekwtflol http://jake.urbanup.com/4338345
57. (Jake) (57↑, 90↓)
1.)Stupid son of a bitch that gets laid all the time. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone to take care for the baby on her own. 2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.

That guy should know what it feels like to be JAked. fucker

58. (Jake) (30↑, 64↓)
A man that is awkard as hell and never shows his cock to anyone

jake why are you poking me in the side? jake why are you spreading your asshole?

59. (Jake) (41↑, 77↓)
a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.

sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU\!\! *stabs in the tiny heart* jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love. sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell

Author: mary-marie-ann http://jake.urbanup.com/4124956
60. (Jake) (39↑, 75↓)
Has half a dick and is an ugly fucka who has a massive nose and a bum chin. stupid cunt who has no friends and gets bullied at school

jake; Oh help me im gettin bullied by big boys lets get my mummy in

61. (jake) (48↑, 84↓)
the most horrible person ever

jake is horrible

62. (Jake) (44↑, 80↓)
a boy that loves goats, also called a "goat lover", uses goats when he cant get it anywhere else

Jake wasnt getting any, so we had to get him a goat.

Author: youll_never_know http://jake.urbanup.com/3392015
63. (jake) (45↑, 83↓)
one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't

"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?" "jake" "fuck off"

64. (Jake) (48↑, 86↓)
Everything that is bad is 'A jake'

'Dude, you really jaked this up' 'that situation is jaketastic' 'dont be a jake' 'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'

65. (Jake) (35↑, 73↓)
To be extreamly ugly, to have ugly.

Your shirt is very jake today.

66. (Jake) (36↑, 74↓)
1.N A poser of aposer of a poser of a redneck/ newyorker/ a wanabe of someone cool 2.ADV Being a very complex wanabe loser who has had as much glue fumes as air 3.V acting like a poser posing as a poser

1"Yo dog that motherfucker is a total damn Jake" 2"Man he's making a jake of himself 3"dude he's totally jakin"

Author: Jake Vaughan http://jake.urbanup.com/1282273
67. (Jake) (41↑, 80↓)
1:an extremely creepy pirvert 2:an homoerotic male stripper 3:used to define a really gay trombone

oh shit\!\! theres a jake coming for me

68. (jake) (49↑, 89↓)
when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

69. (jake) (37↑, 77↓)
A [Fat] person (mostly a guido male) who enjoys giving \{oral\}.

" yo wheres Jake?" "hes at the clubs giving head"

70. (jake) (119↑, 159↓)
A term from the west of [Scotland] for an alcoholic or drunk person. In the latter case, it is usually applied to underage drinkers.

"Jesus, did you smell that jakey bastard?" Young [Ned]- "Haw mister, gonnae go intae that coarner shoap an get us a bottle ae [Buckie]?" Mister- "Fuck off you wee jake."

Author: Paisley_Jake http://jake.urbanup.com/1780731
71. (Jake) (26↑, 67↓)
A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life. Also can be a complete Bitch at times. Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones. Loves to beat cracker meat. Wishes she could have an omega boner. Thinks they are gangsta.

Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake. Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.

72. (jake) (40↑, 81↓)
person who loves sucking cock for a living and getting has down syndrome

oh god look at that jake over there

73. (jake) (30↑, 72↓)
fat slob that dose not do any work, eats all day, and plays a sax

look at that jake over in the desk

Author: biger than you http://jake.urbanup.com/3438970
74. (Jake) (50↑, 92↓)
Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.

Jake sucky sucky deepthroats\!

75. (Jake) (29↑, 71↓)
Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

Author: ravens52fan37 http://jake.urbanup.com/3272673
76. (Jake) (43↑, 85↓)
Cocky, white [xenosexual] who is always hating on a [nick] and talks as much as a horny Asian. Also thinks he is [jesus] at times and poops on puppies.

yo that guy reminds of so many jakes who pooped on my puppy\!

77. (Jake) (112↑, 154↓)
A Jake is a male turkey

I had a Jake for thanksgiving

Author: Mr.happystick http://jake.urbanup.com/2116806
78. (jake) (47↑, 89↓)
A fucking dick\jakegrabbig replica of michael jakcson.

Jake molested me, he sick and perverted.

Author: Blake Sutton http://jake.urbanup.com/1317430
79. (jake) (23↑, 66↓)
Asian girl, because Jake is a typical name for asian girls

I started working at the dishroom in a diner, and there were lots of Jakes there.

Author: Apollo Meklis http://jake.urbanup.com/3670011
80. (Jake) (32↑, 76↓)
A known retard who likes to jump out and flash the women on his street. He is a chronic sufferer of gangrene and ingrown toe nails. Used to describe something that smells really bad. Often makes you wander, why was he born?

"hey i farted" "yeah that's so Jake"

Author: EMMMAMAMAMAMAMAMA http://jake.urbanup.com/3311341
81. (jake) (116↑, 160↓)
A euphemism for penis. It can be used to describe an actual penis, or to describe the offensive behavior of another.

Reid - Whats wrong with Noel? Robert - He got kicked in the jake. Reid - Who did it? Robert - Lee did, he's being such a jake lately.

Author: Kevin Edwards http://jake.urbanup.com/2225539
82. (jake) (62↑, 108↓)
means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not\! What a jake.

83. (jake) (130↑, 180↓)
A Rastafarian word meaning a white person

The jakes with their laws and thier schools are poisoning the purest of minds

84. (Jake) (21↑, 75↓)
one of the most common guys names ever and a very xonnon dog name it has nothing special about it and will never stand out in a crowd

Friday night(girl): So whats your name? Friday night (guy): Jake Saturday morning (girl):what was the guys name last night??

85. (jake) (69↑, 124↓)
A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.

Stop crying you Jake... Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard\!

86. (jake) (210↑, 265↓)
An old fashioned way of sayig "i'm alright"

"-How'sm it going?" -"i'm jake"

87. (Jake) (71↑, 127↓)
A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

88. (jake) (28↑, 85↓)
a dark colored australian primate with a flat nose and low forehead,normally found in the desert or redfern.Diet is known to include 2 stroke oil as well as varoius items found in the trash.The word jake originates from the sound they make when they bounce off your bumper or bonnet

hell that kid's aright jake

89. (Jake) (124↑, 190↓)
Amazingly cool or tricked out. Used by Bike mechanics and graffiti artists.

man, that throw-up is jake.

Author: Josh Galmarez http://jake.urbanup.com/1140799
90. (jake) (104↑, 174↓)
New England affectionate slang for Firefighter. This word was first used as a reference to firemen in the early 20th century in the Greater Boston area, and it's origins are recognized as officially unknown by several authors. While it is now a widely accepted term in the fire service, it is almost exclusively used in New England, and almost exclusively used to bestow great praise and the highest levels of respect. To be called a "Good Jake" is the highest form of praise a Boston area firefighter can possibly receive from a peer. The term "Jake" is most probably derived from the term "J-Key". The first street-corner fire alarm box system was invented and constructed in the city of Boston, and was based on a telegraph system, novel in its day. Inside each box, next to the automatic alarm mechanism that tripped when someone pulled the hook, there was a small telegraph tapper, called a telegraph key, that firemen could use to communicate back to headquarters once they arrived on scene. As time passed, many World War One veterans had become Boston firefighters, and the telegraphs that these men were familiar with were the U.S. Army issue J-3 portable telegraph key (known as the WWI "trench key"), as well as other military J-Series telegraph keys, which were all known commonly as "J-Keys". These veterans probably used this as a common slang for the keys they used inside their fire alarm boxes. Being a "Good J-Key" probably meant a fireman who was cool under the pressure and could send clear morse code. "J-Key" was eventually shortened to "Jake", and when spread to the public, "Jake" came to be a common term for firemen in general.

My neighbor is a Boston Jake. That guy from Ladder 29 will always be there when the going gets tough. He's a Good Jake.

91. (jake) (59↑, 135↓)
a boy who is way too innocent for any girls to get with. or a boy girls feel bad getting with because of how innocent he is or acts.

I wanted to sleep with him but he is too much of a jake. or I wanted to french kiss him but he was acting like a jake.

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92. (Jake) (62↑, 141↓)
(verb)To accidentally spill drinks all over yourself, giving you the appearance of someone who has pissed their pants and or sweated profusely.

Holy shit kid did you piss your pants? No I Jaked myself

Author: M. Pfeifer, G-wol http://jake.urbanup.com/1987786
93. (Jake) (73↑, 155↓)
1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions. 2. (n) A thief.

1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour? Guys 2, 3 and 4: I\! 2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet\! Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.

94. (jake) (94↑, 177↓)
a synonym of gay fags.

" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky. "yo i no\!\! they are definitely jake.

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95. (Jake) (90↑, 173↓)
Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.

guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake guy: Ahh thats to bad

Author: Michele Cook http://jake.urbanup.com/2445481
96. (jake) (143↑, 230↓)
two or more men having homosexual relations. when two men are having sex they are doing the jake.

I caught my boyfriend with another man doing the jake

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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